I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

Henny Youngman
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  2. Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth? - Simon Bolivar

  3. That which is true must always remain true, though the applications may change greatly from generation to generation. It is the absence of such fundamental certainties, no doubt, that leads men into continual search for a satisfying religion, or that drives them away from their... - John A. Widtsoe

  4. The better men know the Lord, the better may the eternal truths we learn be applied in our daily lives. - John A. Widtsoe

  5. The immature think that knowledge and action are different, but the wise see them as the same. - Anonymous

More Quotes By Henny Youngman
  1. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

  2. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)

  3. You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.

  4. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

  5. I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

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